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Pierce Enforcer Topmount

This goes out to my favorite walking disaster, Floppy. Genuinely one of the most annoying human beings I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting, and somehow I still would throw hands for you without hesitation. You are like if sleep deprivation, caffeine, poor decisions, and pure unfiltered chaos formed together into one actual person. Every time your name pops up I already know there’s a 78% chance something stupid happened and a 22% chance you somehow survived something that should’ve put you on a government watchlist.

You are the human equivalent of a shopping cart with one broken wheel violently rattling through life at full speed. Absolutely zero stability. No thoughts. Just vibes, destruction, and the occasional moment of accidental intelligence. Honestly being around you feels like standing too close to a gas station crackhead holding fireworks and a lighter while saying “trust me bro.”

But at the same time, you’re one of the few people I can genuinely say I appreciate having around. Even when you’re being an absolute menace to civilization, you still manage to make everything less miserable. Conversations with you go from normal to completely unhinged in under thirty seconds and somehow those are always the funniest moments. Life would honestly be boring as hell without your chaotic ass around causing emotional damage and probably minor property damage too.

So yeah, respectfully, I hate you. But like… in the most loving way possible. Stay feral, stay concerning, and never change you beautiful trainwreck.

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