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OH PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, I'M BEGGING YOU MY LIFE IS IN TATTERS, I'M CLINGING TO MY LAST THREAD OF SANITY, LIVING OFF RAINWATER AND DREAMS, AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN SAVE ME THE BOBAA. THE BOBBS. THE SACRED, DIVINE, BLOCKY, PERFECTLY PIXELATED LEGO BOOBS. I NEED THEM LIKE A FISH NEEDS WATER, LIKE A PLANE NEEDS WINGS, LIKE AN UNEMPLOYED MAN NEEDS A JOB HE REFUSES TO APPLY FOR. I HAVE NOTHING. NO HOME. NO MONEY. NOT EVEN 10 CENTS TO RUB TOGETHER. MY POCKETS ARE EMPTIER THAN MY SOUL. ALL I ASK ALL I PRAY FOR IS HIGH-QUALITY, 4K, FREE, FULL HD, RAY-TRACED LEGO PORN. THE HOLY GRAIL OF BRICK-BASED BOUNCINESS. PLEASE, MERCY, COMPASSION.